Now It's Gahbage!

I love key lime pie. I do. I can't help it. It's the perfect mixture of tart and sweet (especially with the spectacular whipped cream on the top), and it never has crappy crust. I bought one last night. I thought I'd sit down and eat some of it, to treat myself. Nope, I didn't eat it last night. I ate half of it this morning. I came home to eat lunch, and ran out of time. So, I decided to bring it to work with me. What a great idea! A little bit of happiness in a place with no windows and a lot of foreigners. It was a great idea until this happened:



This was all I could think of as soon as it happened: